Tuesday, April 18, 2006

A-sumptuous! Look it up!

Hey, I'm here. I really am. And posting. Just watch me go.

"I'm going this way!"

Oh, and I love you all like a collective brother :) Except my wife, whom I love like a collective wife. Collectively. I don't collect them though. Wives I mean.

I have some news to tell soon, but for now I shall leave you with Dboy's...

PROBLEM FOR THE DAY

If one ferret gave birth, and the other ferret in town didn't, then what would be the likely health status of the child ferret if both of these ferrets were the original parents?

Winner gets a big kiss.

21 Comments:

At 5:04 pm, April 18, 2006, Blogger Billy said...

I don't mean to go off the topic, but I think you will find that a baby ferret is called a 'kit'. Unless of course by 'child ferret' you are referring to a creature that is half human and half ferret. If this is the case, The child ferret would have red hair, own a pony and be referred to as 'blue' by his other little man-ferret friends

 
At 5:11 pm, April 18, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

27.88%

 
At 6:27 pm, April 18, 2006, Blogger Zebe said...

whats wrong with my layout...? i like it.

 
At 11:23 pm, April 18, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Paul gets a big kiss! Yes you!

Megan, you get a bucket of Easter egg look-alikes.

Cray-z, you get these words: it's difficult to see the whole of a single post because you have to keep scrolling down. It is individual though :)

 
At 11:41 am, April 19, 2006, Blogger Martin Boutros said...

Are they Siberian Ferrets?

 
At 1:03 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Um... hehehe, no, now they're Siberian hamsters.

 
At 3:19 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

SIBERIAN!

 
At 4:34 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Martin Boutros said...

Got heem at a thpethial price of only five pounds at the local pet shop

 
At 4:48 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Brie said...

are you sure they aren't african swallows?

 
At 4:50 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Brie said...

the baby ferret would be fine cos one of the ferrets was the mother and the one in town was the father... or so alistair says

 
At 5:27 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

But the bamboo was looming over the paddock!

 
At 11:49 pm, April 19, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Bamboo, bamboo... now where have i heard that name before...?

 
At 10:08 am, April 20, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

I think that Vietnamese trapese artist we met in Nepal was called bamboo.

 
At 12:38 pm, April 20, 2006, Blogger don't call me MA'AM said...

Ah, ludi stole my question!

My guess is that the original parents are related, being as they're the only ferrets in town. Therefore, they MUST be siblings. Orphaned siblings. Then they procreated, as ferret siblings are wont to do, so the health status of their child ferret, aka KIT, is that it will be a little "delayed" as a child ferret of siblings.

How's THAT?

BTW, I literally fell out of my chair noting that you had finally posted again! You know how we miss your wit when you don't post, don't you?!?!

 
At 2:16 pm, April 20, 2006, Blogger Soldier of Truth said...

who really cares what the family status of the ferret is??? it just means you have three instead of two to take rabbiting:)

 
At 3:07 pm, April 20, 2006, Blogger iggi said...

INSESTRAL FERRET!!!

 
At 6:05 pm, April 20, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Thanks Ma'am :)

Soldier, I'm asking about health, not family status, so you get an F for comprehension.

 
At 6:31 pm, April 20, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Ooooh, that trapeze artist! I remember now - he wasn't just an acrobat, he was artistically inclined!

 
At 10:42 am, April 21, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

Glad I could jog your memory!

 
At 12:46 am, May 03, 2006, Blogger TZ said...

...and nobody even considered asking the ferret?
Typical!

I said to my doctor - My ferret's terminal cancer is cured!
Willingly - yet not quite consciously - ignoring the Hypocratic Oath, he says "Well, whatever you've been doing - keep it up!"

 
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