I know I know I know!
The revhead (ie. Sam), has got to be Dan Hoyne. I know this due to the fact that I went through all of my overly articulate and witty friends, and I'm quite sure I wasn't able to send the original email to Paul Baldwin (who I originally thought it was at the very very start), so it has to be Dan! Martin Boutros would be the other one, but I can't imagine him calling himself 'therevhead', especially due to the very poor use of punctuation and capital letters. F+!
posted by Dboy @ Sunday, May 15, 2005
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But in my blog he claimes to know me, I hardly know Dan at all, I may have had one or two conversations with him ever. I'm sorry to say, but I don't think I share your theory on it being Dan.
Why are we assuming this is a guy by the way? Is therevhead necessarily a guy? Could it be Hugh??
Hugh who? Hugh is a girl's name? What sort of girls do you know??!! We girls are called Gwendolin or Arwen or even Sam ( as in Samantha) BUT NEVER HUGH!
Oh how we of the fairer sex are slandered!
Did I read you were doing a midnite Star Wars thing - you mad deluded dude - how 'boy' is that?
Ms revhead (the)
Yes I'm doing a misnight star wars thing, it's kind of a traidion with my work mates, we've done it for the others, so we're going for this one too. It's heaps fun!
So you actually are a girl? I'm so confuzzled.
Maybe I'm androgynous -
rev'orlando'head
( *furious sniggering*)
My brain is going to explode if you're not careful, and that's just going to be messy and unpleasant for everyone...
Hahaha...
Ok, I have an issue - it seems as though we haven't guessed who this is yet, but even if we DO guess, 'therevhead' hasn't even said that he/she'll tell us anyway! In fact, due to the fact that he/she hasn't told us that any of our guesses are INCORRECT, we may have guessed it already but haven't been told.
In conclusion, unless we hear some 'ayes' or 'nays', this is an infuriating and pointless exercise.
On the other hand, if we DO guess who it is and are told so, will we ever see each other again? It seems as if the mystery is what's holding us together.
Therefore, if we are to be told, we must make sure that we stick around and keep chatting rot, or (and this is more likely) we just head to Megan's site which is much more inetesting than mine and ramble on there. Deal.
No Danny Bhoy!!! You can't deny your blog soem blogging action! It craves it, it's it's life force. Literally. Ok, so I'm happy to use my blog. But this blog has super potential, you're much mroe entertaining than I am Danny. I want to know who therevhead is, but I also enjoy the mystery of not knowing. I'm so torn! If we find out, are you going to tell us who you are? I think we may have already guess who you are, but you wont' tell us!
Mystery is the spice of life - think how bored we'll be when we finally know for sure how 'Lil Anikan' turns to tthe dark side.
Maybe I don't exist in your reality...
Does Dame Edna exist?
Was Aussie Ostrich real?
Yoda? Real: Or a green puppet with Frank Oz's hand providing the movement?
Do you REALLY need to know whose hand is up my backside( so to speak).
When you discover how blood flows round the muscular pump in your chest - you don't actually discover what a 'heart' is... rather cupid's arrows lose some of their sting and Valentine's heart beats with less ardour!
therevhead exists in cyberspace - for you! Maybe thats what angels are.
See you soon!!
therevhead
You crack me up!!! I so want to know who you are just so I can talk to you in rea llife knowing who you are coz I think you're facinating. Can you at least tell me if you're a guy or a girl?
I reckon it's gotta be a guy. Girls just aren't that clever and witty...
Ouwwwwww!!! You BOYS!!
*Stamps feet and tosses lock of hair over shoulder petulantly*
*Minces off lookinng hurt and tearful*
thegrrrlrevhead
Excuse me?! I'm insulted Danny!
Yeah, that was the idea :) Hehehe.
Shock humour is easily the best in the world, as is politically incorrect comments, such as "You're an Asian!" (use insulting tone). Other funny shock/politically incorrect insults include: "You smell as bad as Megan"; "You have the social skills of a homosexual"; and "You look as ugly as that chick over there".
The trick is to say something insulting about someone else (or a group) which actually doesn't make any sense (like calling someone an Asian - that's funny because a) there's nothing wrong with being an Asian, b) you seem to think that there IS something wrong with being an Asian, and c) racism is a social taboo). It's all about being politically incorrect. I wouldn't expect you to understand though, because you're one of those brainless Christians.
You're a cack! I was hoping you were joking, but yeah, it's hard to convey tone over the internet. I wasn't sure whether you though there was an element of truth to what you were saying. Glad to have that cleared up. I can stop plotting your demise now.
Arghhh!! You have uuncovered the ghost in the machine, the one who manipulates and controls me... Now the revhead is DEAD!! DEAD!! DEAD!!
Goodbye Goodbye Cruel cruel D-Boy!!
Thannkyou, NOT!!!
I die I die....
(Gurgling sounds of anguished strangulation...)
Hehehe... strangulation, asphixiationism.
You are not dead, just born again into a different phase of the awesomeness of 'thereverandhead'.
Seriously, man, the awesomeness of your smarts gave it away the first time you started talking about CS Lewis. Hehehehe....
Am I right in thinking that NONE of the people mentioned as possible revheads ACTUALLY EVER EVEN were aware that this site exists?? Sam, Brent, Mat, Hugh etc etc NEVER logged on??
All the rude disparaging remarks aimed wrongly at them passed them by in blissful ignorance?
That in fact Ludicousity - Tink apparently - though I keep picturing Tinkerbell with tapshoes on- bad image, are just about the ONLY sorry lonely souls who cruise the graveyard of dead comments buried here??
That seems so wrong somehow...
trh
Yeah, Danny you need to start your own cult and make it part of the condition that people daily check this site and post on this site. It can be called the yondike cult. And you can be a guru who never needs to eat or sleep!
soooo... what have i missed?
and what's this i hear? "i can only draw pretty pictures"?!? well someones going to cop a dart in the eye next time he enters my house.
Is Bazooka Joe Brent?
Bazooka Joe is indeed the marvellous Brentos, who sits at home and draws pretty pictures all day. Useless.
I still love you Brent, even if you are useless.
Poor useless Brent, painting pictures and suddenly mute. Can't win 'em all.
and again!!
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