Joke Time!
Feel free to post your own :)
I thought this one was good:
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. HE just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one...
posted by Dboy @ Thursday, May 04, 2006
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Before performing a baptism, the pastor approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?”
“I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.”
“I don't mean that,” the priest responded. “I mean, are you prepared spiritually?”
“Oh, sure,” came the reply. “I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey.”
Meh, I just saw the joke and thought it was worth sharing.
I've heard that one before. Nice one! Here's my favourite joke of all time! It's a fantastic physics joke!
2 atoms walk out of a bar and one turns to the other and says,
"Oh no! I think I left an electron behind!"
The other atom turns to him and says,
"Are you positive?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
sorry for the length but its quite funny :)
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house." "Now, I want you to go to your room
and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."
Hahaha! Gold!
It's working again! I'm a genius!
Your site is working again!!! Whoo!!!
how do kiwi men find sheep in long grass?
very satisfying:)
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got this one from billy:
two fish in a tank one says to the other "you drive, i'll man the guns."
Love it wire!!!
Variety is the spice of life!
*cacks herself laughing*
*cant breathe*
BAHA i love them all.
i heard the one wiht the train before though.
still good:D
So glad you have everything up and running again! Good jokes! I've never heard the one about the train... that's a good one. :-)
Hehe nice jokes...
The propblem with jokes it i never remember them!
Me too! I hate that. I wish I remembered jokes. :(
What are the similarities between Collingwood and Beaconsfield Mine?
They both killed Carlton last week.
A Horse walked into a bar, the bartender said "Why are you in my bar, get out you filthy animal, this is a bar for people not horses" so the horse left.
...to each their own?
Ha ha, genius.
lmao, i like all of them... i used to know the funniest kiwi joke but i've forgotten it now :(
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