Things To Do To Freak People Out
Legendary Puffin commented in the last post that her sister used to drive around with a tissue stuck up her nose to creep people out. This made me laugh and started me thinking: I'm sure there's quite a few things that we could do for a similar effect. We are a people, in this blog community, of incredible latarel intellect, and I think that we could put our heads together and come up with some rippers.
Here's my starting contribution: put the cheesiest smile on your face (ie. showing the most amount of teeth), and walk around all day looking at random people.
"I think that all things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not the least." (C.S. Lewis, Surprised By Joy)
Funny Clip of the Week
posted by Dboy @ Monday, October 31, 2005
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Put a bikini top over your shirt, wear a fruit basket on your head, and walk the streets singing the Chiquita Banana song.
Yeah, that would be kinda freaky PB
Walk around asking people if they've seen you with a concerned look on your face e.g.
"Did you see Kohl come down here?"
LMAO - good one!
we have a teacher that we used to stare at at school. She'd walk out of her staff room and we'd just stop talking and all look at her until she was gone again... it really freaked her out...
if you're on public transport choose a random person to stare at until they look at you, then stare them down. people really hate it.
sorry for a long one, but this is a favourite of mine
Top 40 Things to do While in an Elevator
40. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.
39. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
38. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
37. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
36. Bring a chair along.
35. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
34. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
33. Do Tai Chi exercises.
32. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
31. Meow occasionally.
30. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
29. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
28. Play the harmonica.
27. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
26. Lean against the button panel.
25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
24. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
23. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other people "through" it.
22. Start a sing-along.
21. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
20. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
19. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
18. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
17. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
16. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
15. One word: Flatulence!
14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
12. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
10. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, blasted, all of you just shut UP!""
8. Carry a blanket and clutch it
protectively.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
6. Wear "x-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
5. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
4. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
2. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
1. Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
lol, where dyu get that from? very funny...
31. Meow occasionally.
27. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
22. Start a sing-along.
7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
3. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
SO FUNNY! I think I really like the ones that 'innocently' involve other people as if you have no concept of social stigmas. Awesome stuff, KK.
Ha ha, KK found what I was gonna post! Nice work, that list is a classic! :D
Personally I just like to stand perfectly still next to strangers, then suddenly jumps towards them. Freaks 'em out every time. :)
I like to suddenly strip naked and jump up and down in the middle of church!
I dare ya!
On a train, I'd like to raise my eyebrows once at every person. Imagine it.
we all know my favourite is to offer people food (especially cake) while standing way to close to them talking to loud and holding the plate right up to the eyes/forehead.
"CAKE?"
can be followed by heavy breathing and sweating for the real i'm-not-very-well-socially-adjusted look.
this one i would like to try (never been game though):
if i was riding in the car with someone, i would get out at the lights and walk over to another car and get in, then make small talk with the driver. a bit of "how are the kids?" and "have a good day at work?" is enough to freak anyone out.
I'm laughing so much at all of these!
"Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
My friend Chris used to do that! Mostly just to hsi friends, but it was kinda his catchphrase. So funny when you just stare at someone with a weird flat smile then say that after about 10 seconds of awkwardness!
by the way dboy, i do check my old posts, in fact i get every comment sent to my email...sissy
i like number 4, which is funny/ironic since i've been looking for a suitible host body for some time now.
anon - i accidently stared at a bunch of guys sitting on the platform once. they started swearing at me through the train window and making like they wanted to bash me. it was very amusing
Please read my blog.
Hahaha... I knew I could rely on Brent for some rippers here.
You should take Daniel's body - it's got a few more years in it than most other people's.
Darn!@Brent knowing each new comment on his blog, but LOL@the fact that he hasn't countered them! They still stand!
Btw, anyone check out that funny clip? That lady is a cack!
No, and you cant' make me!
*sulks*
Me either *joins tink sulking*
Whatever!
aw, you know you want to
HAHA! They're good
Hahaha... they are good!
What.
They are.
If not illegible.
Trebuchet?
Indeed! Qourky!
QWERTY!
Hehehe...
YUIOP!
simple......
wear shoes and socks on your hands and a watch on your ankle
I rest my case
Darn! I was going to rest your case for you, but then you went and spoiled all my fun! YOU ALWAYS SPOIL ALL MY FUN!
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