All In Brawl!
I'm calling an online Blog Brawl!
THE RULES:
Type your action in between asterisks.
No swearing.
The use of outside objects is only limited to your imagination.
The recipient of an action must react vocally in some way (eg. shout 'ouch!' or something funnier).
Other rules I will make up as I go along.
*pulls Guru's nostril hairs*
posted by Dboy @ Thursday, November 03, 2005
69 Insightful Contributions
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69 Comments:
*peels a puppy and slaps dboy with the skin*
take THAT!
*throws skinless puppy corpse at the retreating peebody*
and THAT!
whoooop-whoop-whoop-whoop...
*runs in circles*
GAH!! *grabs Danny's wife and dangles her over a cliff* I go for the weak point! :P
*Sound of low pitched whine ovehead approaching fast*
*everyone looks up wincing in the bright sun*
* B52 bomber flies slowly across blog*
*Uerrrrrghhhh* ( sound of bomb doors opening)
*Kepleeeeeeeeuwwwwwy* ( Sound of large old fashioned looking nuclear bomb plummeting onto blog above guru, mrs Dboy and all*
*tic tic tic* ( sound of timer counting down)
6...5...4...
MY FATAL WEAKNESS!!! PUPPY SKIN!!! AND WIFE DANGLING!!!
*pulls Wire and Guru's heads together and makes them kiss*
A bomb! Hang on... why is the timer going back up again?
4... 5... 6...
*bomb hits ground and timer keeps going up*
7...8...9...
*sobs over dead puppies*
*calls over big scary mummy dogs to set on wire*
*Whips out sonic screwdriver and readjusts timer on big black atomic bomb, now buried deep next to Wire's deadish body
9...8...7...6...
Flies off thanks to jetpack
Uh oh, time to fly. *jumps* Oh, right, I can't fly. Uh...
*pushes Dboy's wife into Dboy to distract him while he hides behind a small rock*
...5...4...3...3...3...3 ...
*Flys back tto see what's wrong*
*jumps out of nowhere and pulls action karate stance. stands awkwardly amongst the fracas and stares at shoes*
Watch out!
*pushes Chrystal and Bizzle aside, throwing himself on the bomb*
*realises that the 'bomb' is really a 'bong'*
A ticking bong? Who does that any more?
*yells out waterfight! and starts soaking people at random*
Ice?! My other fatal weakness!
*uses lots of cfc deodorants to speed up global warming*
*ice doesn't last long enough to be thrown through the air*
*returns from ice mining expedition with huge chunks of ice plus a few polar bears*
*sets polar bears on wire (see if you can skin these!) and throws ice and dboy from hidden vantage point*
*Arrives*
*Sees the brawl and runs away screaming*
*runs over to fallen polar bear and applies icepack*
*sneaks up behind master peebody and steals food...*
I wouldn't exactly call this an insightful contribution...
oh so i peel one puppy and suddenly i'm everyones enemy!
*flails scorched limbs at everyone spraying them with mpb's secret sauce*
now you will all suffer the effects of being tasty! MWAH HA HA HA HAAAAAaaaaa...aa...ah
*jumps in the TARDIS and vanishes off into the timestream to find some Daleks to hang out with*
*reappears momentarily to tie guru's laces together and dissappears again*
*appears in a puff of blue*
*shouts jibberish while flailing arms wildly*
*rubs a kiwifruit on Peebody's tongue*
Itchy tongue! HAHA!
*paints Guru's face up like a sith and introduces him to Ewan McGreggor*
*laughs manically as Guru's hand gets chopped off by Ewan, knowing that Ewan McGeggor is secretly Dboy's pet spider, Moldrums, in disguise*
NOW MOLDRUMS WILL RULE ALL... um... ALL OF THE...
*low flying jet slices dboy's head off*
*allies with Wire, thinking that between them they have almost the semblance of a whole person*
*licks the secret sauce of Wire's leg while he isn't looking*
*wipes off secret sauce and kicks dboy's head out of the way*
*falls over in heap as mpb barrels down the hill*
My hand!! GRAAAA!!!
*dresses in black and attempts to force choke Dboy and Tink* Oh crap, I hate it how I have no force powers.
Well, time to improvise...
*four metal tenticles lash out from behind Guru and he grabs Tink and Dboy* Time to say goodbye, ladies!! *tosses them into a pile of sand and climbs ontop of a bus for safety*
*jumps in bus and starts driving*
*sends guru flying as swerves to hit dboy and tink*
*wakes up groggy from concussion, quick double take at the scene of destruction, weeping, spilt sauce and a rather ill-placed bong, then wanders calmly away*
*slight of hand activates Dalek command signal to turn quiet tea and biscuits with Wire into violent bloodbath*
*mutters* Fools!
*sits down to grand piano, composing dramatic score for impending Dalek invasion*
Hahaha! Sand!
*reveals his secret identity as Gaara from Naruto and traps Guru in a desert coffin*
Sees King Kohl coming in for a major attack...
*Quickly set's up stage area and mosh pit*
Begins LIVE performance, covering mostly missy higgins stuff, and begins dancing vigorously...
KK falls to ground clutching throat and ears in pain and contempt ... AND
Tink, Ingi & DBoy stops fighting and begins swaying, cheering and singing badly , off key...
mhuahahaha
Hi fives, the Puffmeister!
*falls to ground clutching throat and ears in pain and contempt*
*sets off age bomb* (kills anyone over 20 )
Mwahahaha, this is my springtime of youth! Aaaachooo!!
lol *aimless (being only 16) parks her bus by the stage and jumps on*
*begins singing off key sending kk into another fit of clutching his throat*
heheheh... who's left?
*Clutches throat, looking pale and beaten. A small trail of blood slowly makes it's way down the side of his face from his ear*
"I'm not finished yet! We'll meet again, and next time Herr Doktor Kohl won't be beaten so easily! AH hahahaha!"
*Presses red button on concealed remote and waits*
"Um, so..."
*Continues to wait*
*Checks battery while hastily running away*
*gets up from crashing into Tink* Thanks for saving me Peebody/Naruto. Time to return the favour.
*launches a tenticle in peebody's direction and pins him against a wall, preventing him from using his arms to do hand seals* Sorry, just for precaution.
*lashes his other three tenticles towards Dboy and catches him before he hits the plane* Not done with you yet, boy!
*throws him violently into the hard ground*
Ok, right, fine!
that's it...
Nothing for it...
Leaves a carefully wrapped birthday present - 6ft by 4ft ( with ruffles and frills and handmade card) labelled to dearest Dboy with love xxx
*Dboy peers around rock with huge eyes!*
* Skulks over and unwraps present*
its, its, its ... .... a HUGE LIFE LIKE PICTURE OF ...DAVID HASSELLHOF
NOOOOO!!! *uses one of his tenticles to throw the present far away*
Phew, close one.
Suddenly sees age-bomb ticking away...
Get's into Delorian Ttime machine and goes BACK in time to the post before the AGE BOMB was posted ... hoists legendary puffin on board and flies offf just before bomb explodes...
Travels even further back to before KK bought the Time Bomb... secretly rejiggers setting so it wipes out people UNDER thirty...
Then returns to THIS time to watch KK smugly throw the bomb..
*BEAMS BROADLY AT HIM*
I didn't see any *'s on your actions, therefore it didn't happen.
He's right, y'know. Sorry Revvy.
*grabs a claw full of bricks and hurls them at KK with one of his huge metal tenticles*
*Makes precautions so TRH can't travel in time*
*Sees bricks coming, launches himself into the air and in a series of Rock-Lee-like lightning fast precision movements, knocks them all into eachother to form a brick wall and gracefully lands on top of it*
"I wish I had a one liner to truly capture the essence of how cool I am"
***Disengages from matrix***
***Walks back into real world****
Ah, wise guy, eh KK?
*Launches a tenticle at the pile of bricks, smashing them to pieces, and destroying KK's standing ground* You're gonna have to do better than that!!
*throws peebody at KK*
i am waaaay out of my league...
*Uses Captian@merica as a human shield to block MPB*
*Forces corkyiguana to take a course entitled 'The pleasures of indenting and paragraphs'*
*leans over the side of the sleigh and fires flaming reindeer sporadically out of his beard*
HO HO HO
Oh! Crap!! It's Santa!!!
*heads for the hills*
*lies on a cloud in heaven pondering the fifty million ways he had just been killed in the past hour and ponders why everyone ganged up on him*
*sob*
*beams with pride at the awesome fun that we've had beating each other up*
*grins from the hills*
Best. Idea. Ever.
*pokes a hole in Dboy's cloud so that he falls through... back to earth... then smacks him silly for not posting a new topic.*
muwah hah hah hah!
*Stands in boiling lava... asleep*
(Hey Chippy, long time no read. I also think this is the best. idea. ever. even without the strange punctuation)
*throws Tuesday at Dboy*
*sings* Don't ever say you're tried, for the last time!
*hicupps*
*tips a barrell of molten carpet on Guru*
But I'm in the hills!! Oh fine!! *covered in molten carpet, grabs Tink, Peebody, KK and Dboy*
Time for the killer blow!! *dives into a pit of lava, just just so happened to be right there*
CRAP!! I posted under my sister's name! I'm as bad as her!!
Oh, and that last post? I said it, so it still applies. :P
I'm smart.
*is smart*
Fine. Guru, make her kill herself.
*is wearing a molten carpet proof jumpsuit*
*dies* Hmmm, I should have thought this through more...
*ties a giraffe around dboy's neck*
*giggles*
He looks funny.
Giraffes just happen to protect people from molten carpet too!
*pours molten carrot into Tink's ear*
What?! I can't hear anything! oh no!!!
*falls over*
Is anyone saying anything? NOOOOO!!!!!!!
*kills dboy's giraffe while it's still aroudn his neck*
That was MY giraffe!
*gives his giraffe mouth to mouth to save it's precious life*
*laughs because she laced the giraffe's mouth with cyanide*
My precious cyanide! How dare you taint it with a giraffe!
*stops blankly, realising that he was actually trying to save the giraffe, and now he is dying (again) from cyanide poisoning*
...help?
*dialls 911*
Why isn't anything happening? We live in America right? Just like on tv!
Hahahaahaha...ahh.... erggghhhhh...
*dies again*
GRARGH!!! *tackles Ludi violently*
Oh... I see. I'm a bit late... *frowns sadly* :(
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