Spicks and Specks

I done some fings wot I reckon are gr8. Lookie here...


This guys ere are me and my bruvva inlaw bein lifted up by my uvva mate whos like real tuff. His names Matt. Dis happnd at church afta da sermen n stuff, and we was goin crayzie! LOL!






Dis is moi woife, which I done impregnateded. Shes like rooly cute wid da baby in her tummy, an a little whoil ago we went an saw da baby in her tummy wiv loik a doc bloke who rubbed a scanner or somefink ova her tummy. It wos rooly cool. We saw da babys face an that.
















Dis is moi desk wot I do moi nerd stuffs at, when I're not playin footy or drikin BEER.

A Story I Wrote for a Year 11 Extra

A donkey. You'd never believe it by the way that it looked at me. Vicous, understanding, benevolent. Its head was half-hidden by a pole. The pole turned green with envy, purple with royalty. How was this possible? A vicious, understanding, benevolent donkey? Head half-hidden by a pole? I wanted to see the half-hidden head. I wanted to be near it, stepping closer.

The pole stopped me. It was red. Anger poured from its concrete base and at its top flew the Jolly Roger. It threatened my curiosity with rageful piracy. I knew very well how cats die.
I sidestepped to left, but the keen, unwavering gaze of the vicious, understanding, benevolent donkey alerted the pole. The Jolly Roger turned to face me once more.

My mind strained beneath the tension, between my burning curiosity and fear of the pole; fear of the raging flag. Which way could I turn? What path was open to me? I must see the half-hidden head!I must gaze upon that which taunts me with its half-hiddenness! But I cannot! I am stalled! I am held hostage! I am BOUND and ANGRY and TREMBLING with STILLNESS. Rising frustration boils about my brain and my mind... is slowly... maddening...

I can feel my whole being twist in on itself.

One final moment of indescribable insanity and... POP!

In a peculiar paradox my descent into madness, from madness, has reversed itself. I take my red pen. I put it to the page. And I continue with my marking.

Weapons of Mass Coolnessness

Hey! I found this really awesome video which gives the top ten coolest weapons ever designed in a videogame.

The silly computer I'm on won't let me link it, so I'll give you the site manually. It's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxSdKF5Fd38.

Can you think of any others that deserved a mention? I reckon the nuke from Command and Conquer: Generals was pretty darn cool. What were your favourites?

It's Funny Cos It's True