Sunday, July 30, 2006

Spicks and Specks


I done some fings wot I reckon are gr8. Lookie here...


This guys ere are me and my bruvva inlaw bein lifted up by my uvva mate whos like real tuff. His names Matt. Dis happnd at church afta da sermen n stuff, and we was goin crayzie! LOL!






Dis is moi woife, which I done impregnateded. Shes like rooly cute wid da baby in her tummy, an a little whoil ago we went an saw da baby in her tummy wiv loik a doc bloke who rubbed a scanner or somefink ova her tummy. It wos rooly cool. We saw da babys face an that.
















Dis is moi desk wot I do moi nerd stuffs at, when I're not playin footy or drikin BEER.

17 Comments:

At 1:15 pm, July 31, 2006, Blogger MadameBoffin said...

I fink grad 11 engleesh haz finnaly gotton 2 u ;)

 
At 2:11 pm, July 31, 2006, Blogger MiMaw said...

First time visiting. I love this post! The accent or dialect resounds loudly in my head. So cool!

 
At 9:24 am, August 01, 2006, Blogger don't call me MA'AM said...

I agree with madameboffin... you've goine off da deep end.

 
At 10:06 am, August 01, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

Yay for mrs dboy and the bub! I have a photo of you and the boys on my phone! That wa shilarious!

 
At 10:06 am, August 01, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

Oh, and s&s is the best show ever!!!

 
At 7:56 pm, August 01, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

We got a hard copy of the photos, copies on cd and a video of the ultrasound. The ultrasound was so cool, it was in 3d! And one bit was even in 4D (the 4th dimension being time). The pics are amazing.

I are in the process of improwving my Engglish. Yeer 11s ar helping me to spel.

Hehe, yeh, somewhat like an accent, somewhat like a discombobulator. Y'know.

It was pretty cool. Matt is a tank! Literally, with caterpillar tracks and a big, big gun. Hehe... He just grabbed me and lifted me up on his shoulders, then lifted Neale up about 3 mins after! Nutter.
Spicks and specks does verily rock. I love ABC organic talk shows/game shows. They are always good, and always humbly understated rather than glitzy and over-advertised.

 
At 10:35 am, August 02, 2006, Blogger Mutt said...

"Dis is moi desk wot I do moi nerd stuffs at"
That made me laugh voluminously

 
At 1:44 pm, August 02, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dboy we all know that you dont play football and get drunk from the smell of beer. why the lies, WHY THE LIES!!!

 
At 5:43 pm, August 02, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Um, because it's fun to mislead? Yeah, that'll do :)

Thanks KK :D

 
At 9:41 am, August 03, 2006, Blogger wire said...

it's right over there LP. see? it's carved INTO THE HEARTS OF ALL THOSE INNOCENT CHILDREN DBOY LIES TO!

 
At 9:42 am, August 03, 2006, Blogger wire said...

anon and i would get along great.

 
At 12:11 pm, August 03, 2006, Blogger Luke said...

Dat is welly awesum n stuff. Yooz be so kewl. LOLZ!!!1!

 
At 1:31 pm, August 04, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

I compliment the metaphorical carving of the line in innocent children's hearts with a physical one. We can't have alternate states of being continue to be asymmetrical now, can we?

 
At 11:18 pm, August 04, 2006, Blogger Zebe said...

ahahah noice ingilish.

 
At 12:25 pm, August 05, 2006, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

Is anon your alternate personality wire? I think you may have a few. And they are all mean and sarcastic. :P

 
At 9:43 pm, August 05, 2006, Blogger Dboy said...

Hehe, sounds about right.

Apart from the one personality that is criminally insane. Y'know, the whole "I killed a man" thing.

 
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