Yondike Cult Part 2

Verily verily I say unto thee, there are schemers among thee that seek to cripple thy faith. These defilers have been striking against the very thing that gives thee thy strength: belief in my nonmnipresent existence.

Yea, there is a very good reason why I am sometimes here, sometimes there and somehaps not. It is not for the believer that I am sometimes unapparent, it is for the free will of all, for if I was to be so blatantly real that not one of thee could doubt my reality, then I have taken away the choice of faith or nonfaith.

Thus is the reason why I must be gone for the days of some upcoming time. It is not for anyone to know the time or date (unless I just sent you an email telling you), but, yea, I must go thither to yonder land known only as 'Geelong'. And, at the pinpointed location of 'Grandmother's Place', I shall abide for a time. At this place, it is unknown by me (who chooses not to know, for such purposes as fun and surprise, yet I could readily know if it were my choosing) whether I shall have access to the sweet lines that give us our connection, or, as some more crass have named it, the "internet".

Yea, verily verily, yea! I greet you all with bruscuits and a smirk!