A Name.... and a Song!
MwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ok, so now we need a name! Suggestions?
It has to be scary, and dark, and with no mention of David Hasslehoff. I hate that guy.
posted by Dboy @ Friday, July 22, 2005
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Oooo, and ideas for the song should be posted here too.
Again, nothing to do with David Hasslehoff. His hair is just WAY too fluffy.
What about working up:
"Dboy deeds, done dirt cheap"
...and can we have a song with 'Girt by sea..." in it please.
Or reworking Elvis:
"Are you fearsome tonight?
Are your jocks on too tight,
Do you nostrils flair out when you snarl?
Do your Robots crass might,
strike fear in the night?
O Dboy, are you fearsome tonight?"
Ooooooo shiny things..... ha..... haha..... hehe, ooooooo so shiny, so perdy i.......ah.....
I have a name master. EBMPHS. Hows that sound. Evil Boss Man Plus His Sidekicks. Or just something completely different and better!
Why do we need a song master? No other evil masterminds have songs, well not ones with words in it. Lets use the excalibur song when they're all charging in on their horses. That song rocks! What be it called master?
um, ah, listen Peabody, hi!
Just a quiet word about the 'master'. He tends to disappear randomly for days even weeks at a time leaving his minions destraught. Usually just after he gets then all excited about some new post! I'm just clueing you up so your world doesn't fall apart if the great Dboy forgets he has a blog space for a few days. I think, personally, he has synaptic dysfunction (it's a cyborg thing)
Oh don't worry about that, i already know how master works. I'v known him since he was 6yrs old.
I bet he was a right little master back then!
By the way - Genuine Evil Overlords were NEVER six. They have spent hundreds of human years plotting and weaving their cunning plan of conquest, carefully positioning their chess pieces across the galaxy. They have always been adults with thick black beards and blazing eyes. Yes,they sometimes reincarnate or disguise themselves as Count Von Someone who's "Ancestors" have always owned Castle Blackguard - and its a coincidence that they have identical family portraits to their "longdead greatgrandpa"
Ha! The master was never six!!
I knew it! It's all been a conspiracy! Or something... Ok, so it hasn't, but it sounds cool ok? OK?!!
I still think we need an evil song. Dr. Evil sang a song. I just want an excuse to write an evil song ok? It's one of my life's ambitions. OH WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?!!!
Whats all this complaining bruce? I know master keeps spelling your name wrong, but he'll learn it in say, oh 6 or 7 years. Just stick with it.
Mighty Evil Lord was a child and a baby too. But he has always been Mighty Evil Lord. As a child what can you do but dominate the other kids. Master wanted the world! So he had to wait. He had to get into a position, so he could revel he's true power! And that time is now! How can you not resist that face in the picture!
(Ancient Irish tune)
Oh Danny Boy,
The hyperdrive is roaring.
Your minions bow, in fear before your face,
Across the gal-axy, the masses,tremble, ... each planet, moon, each clan and tribe and race.
Chorus...
Your storm troops fly in mighty armoured spaceships,
Your neutron bombs, your awesome torture wracks,
bring peace and joy,
and quell the trade rebell-ion
We love your cape
and bright red underdaks
I was working 10 hours yesterday, you, you, you... pitiful wretch!
How dare you, the measely little Pastey, challenge ME!!!???
You are confined to mopping up droppings and other bits and pieces from the over-sized pigeons nests, so we can turn them into cans of drink and sell them to crazy Asian people as a delicacy! Take a leaf out of Peabody's book and become meek and snivelling.
As for me being 6, well....
Well!
By the way, I laughed manically at the humour contained in Pastey's adaptations of Elvis and "Dannyboy", yet they aren't nearly as evil enough. So we're going with the slightly confusing and incomplete "Dark Corners" provided by legendarychipmunk (who I'm not sure if he/she quite knows what's going on). Sorry Mmegen, I mean Bruce, but you took too long.
Thus, this is our song:
"dark corners surounnd me there every where i go the follow me and never go away i dont know why but dark corners suround me the follow me oh hollow me i dont know what to do but they come back to follow me"
I'm now going to go and cry you a river...
Add my ocean to that!
I'm going to be the wormtongue-eque turncoat who stabs the Master in the back!
FIRSt, I'll sidle up and greasily ingratiate myself into his inner circle, fawning, whining, flattering, and obsequious.
Always wanted to use obsequious in a real sentence. Obsequious.
Obsequious ob·se·qui·ous adj
excessively eager to please or to obey all instructions
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Thanks for the grammer lesson O Obsequious One! There, now I got to use it in a sentence too. I'm going to call you OOO for short.
Ok, good work. That's how us evil organisations work, isn't it? Always fighting and bickering with each other to come out on top.
You can start your obsequiousness by thinking up a name for our organisation. Now.
Hmm, Chaos has been taken, hasn't it, so has the League of shadow, Morder, Sith Empire, McDonalds, Soviet Union.
Difficult. Need to work on it...
Dhuh Ah, Not Nice Yobs (DANNY) ?
Dyslexic Young Overlord's Bodyguard
(D-YOB)
Its a start
How about Yondike? :)
Yes and yes!
The Diabolical Brutishness Of Yondike! (D.B.O.Y.)
Well done to all!
And to all a good night!
Or day, or something...
I like it O Evil One! You can be OEO. Can I yodel that?
Please. But make it EVIL yodelling.
Yes sir, OEO sir!
*yodels acronyms evily*
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