The Crowning of the QUEEN... of storeroom 12b.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Verily now comes upon ye brethren a time when a monarch (of the storeroom 12b) must be decided upon. And in the verily wise counsel I hath received from my... very self, I hath decided to crown the mighty Bruce for this very occupation, ere this organisation become cleft in twain and torn asunder.
Therefore, make way for... (not) YOUR QUEEN (who you will not listen to in any manner).
*trumpets blaring*
*snare drum issuing a ceremonial 'rattatat'*
*electric guitar squeeling a lead solo*
posted by Dboy @ Thursday, July 28, 2005
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I'll take your crown and accept this promotion. Please read the following letter.
Dear OEO
I am highly offended by this transparent comical proposal of yours. I deserve to be treated with respect and given roles that more adequately reflect my abilities. I demand to be allowed to drink cocktails and sing karaoke on the job!
Yours sincerly,
The gender non-specific Bruce
Wow, your really demoting bruce to....err i mean promoting bruce to queen of storeroom 12b. Does she/he/it know that that is the shark tank?
Be quiet, Snivelling One!
YES BRUCE! You may drink whatever you can make cocktails from! (where you're going), and karaoke is actually one of the most important royal duties!
You knew damn well that I wanted that job Dboy!
Sorry master! I....... i don't know what i'm talking about! Don't listen to me bruce. I'm just the......ah snivelling sidekick (who never gets any respect). It is a wonderful storeroom full of loving sharks..... ah small fish, that..... um have small soft blunt grinding teeth.
Well then I look forward to serenading them with my tunes whilst devouring exciting cocktails of my own creation!
Wwwwwwwwhen do I get an assinment?????
I've got new laser powered lipstik and killer nails. PPPLLLEEEEEEEAAASSSEE I WANT AN ASINMENT.NOW!!!
Vee are vorking on ein mekanikal shark,for de tank in vitch ze voman bruce vill die, ya.
Von zat Herr Doktor Kohl can ONLY perfect viz my help... BUT dos he gif me de kredit, nein! He is ein vershtinken schwienhund! Von day, Doktor! Von DAY, I vil ascend out ov your laboratory und take my rightful place at ze furer's side, ya.
Keep fighting Ludicrousity girl!!
Walk all over these LOSERS!!
Can I pleeeease help with the mechanical shark???? Maybe I can be the gorgous female underwater agent in the slinky babyblue wetsuit whho drives it?? Please?? I've got some waterproof eyeshadow and an blue aqua scrunchy??? Please??
This has GOT TO BE the weiredst Blogsite I ever ever stumbled across!
overlords?
Minions?
Cults??
Are you for REAL??
yes and no
We are real in the way that we don't exist
and we don't exist in the essence that Dboy does exist and that is the basis of our cult
Clear as mud. We don't have many cults of that sort here in Anchorage, Cook Inlet.
I see the Pile of Blog emanates from Melbourne Australia... Obviously a more interesting place!
Are you planning to take over our great State?
That is up to our leader, but during he will wait until there is like 40 posts and then read them all and create a new entry, so he won't read it for a while
Sorry. Don't feel let down, I'm sure he'd love to take over your state
Oh we weill be taking over! Mwahahaha!
And why am I getting killed in a tank of sharks now? I didn't think I was supposed to die. But merely get demoted and made to sing to the sharks! When did the plan change?!!
And can I just say that this cult has gone from practically non-existant, to a hive of activity that is very difficult to keep up with! Nice effort Dboy!
No underwater mechanical shark???
I don't get to derive it in a dangerous deep tank mission??
PLEEEEEEAAASSEE!!! I WANT A MISSION.
I've just got pearl and handgrenade earings to pull off and throw at people. .. AND unlioke crazy chipmunk, mine work!!!
Does the guy who runs this site actually post??
you flip back to a blog one day later and everyone's gone crazy!
I think the testosterone on this thread has gone off!!
testosterone has a long shelf-life
Might Evil Lord only posts when noone expects him to post and then its only to tell us of what his next plan are or to tell us off.
If you wish for us to come take over you small state horace, then maybe i should come out to take a look at what you can offer us.
Don't worry bruce, the mechanical shark will never work and even if it does it will somehow malfunction and cause massive damage to our base which will result in a huge chain reaction of explosions that will end up destroying our base and allowing the stripper girls to come to your rescue.
Testosterone you say? I prefer to call it imagination, were we all have a certain roll to play in this weird and wonderful drama. You should join in carebear2. Who knows, you might enjoy it.
Ya Ya, Mein Doktor. But maey I rremind you zat our Lord und master Fuerer Dboy has a higher pitched zan expected laff. It iz ze "T.U.Z."
T-ght U-nderwear Z-yndrome
I am beliefing zat his hormonal levels are goink off. Maybe ze evil stripers have spiked his red cordial, Ya?
Agent carebear2 maybe needs to be brrought in for some interogation?
*Rubs hands together and glints monocle*
Ve haf vays und meens orf makink her tak....
I haf bin vanting to say zis for ages,ya
Welcome Horace! Yes! You have happened upon the most happening blog in... town... or something. If your state has any McDonaldses in it, then we would be happy to invade. Herr Doktor... I mean I have a magnificent plan to infiltrate and destroy nations through their McRubbish 'restaurants'.
Of course I post. I posted like the dickens. If only you knew the dickens. This is the second time I've logged in today to post (you'll notice that my last posting time is 3.38pm today, EST, and I created this post today too).
I usually get online about twice a day, unless the day is like yesterday and I have, like, 6 periods of teaching on a day. Currently I'm teaching my little minions lessons in 'Creating Biomechanical Monsters', 'Evil Laughter 101' and 'Coping With the Loneliness of a Criminal Mastermind'. My Year 12's are almost about to venture out on their own. In fact, I can send one to your state if you like. I'll give you my best student.
Thanks Bruce :) Oh, don't worry, the sharks that you will be singing to are programmed to attack only if the victim is quiet. So, if you keep singing, then you keep them happy! Huzzah!
*random and lengthy evil laughter*
Listen to Herr Doktor's philosophies (theologies?). He's got it down pat... or patted down... or pitted olives. Yeah, the latterest.
Errr....... yeah, what ever herr doktors assistant trh said.
I'm not herr doktor - just his assistant. Her doktor kohl is a new person not me, sorry I can't claim his theology
I meant this philosophy:
"We are real in the way that we don't exist
and we don't exist in the essence that Dboy does exist and that is the basis of our cult"
DISCLAIMER:
The following is sung in annoying yodelling style:
I agree with that basic philosphy.
I also like the bit about the shark only attacking quiet victims. I am safe! Hazaah!
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