A Fiendishly Fiendish Plan...
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Now we have a name and a song (check the blog intro for details), so now we need to start concocting (CONCOCTING!) fiendishly fiendishness.
Bubble bubble,
boil and trouble...
posted by Dboy @ Monday, July 25, 2005
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43 Comments:
I will make up bad nicknames for everyone that are made solely of letters, and I'll yodel them. Sound ok?
Um, Dboy, looking at your post... your shakespeareananean effort: I think it's supposed to be bubble bubble TOIL and trouble (not boil, but TOIL).
A small matter I know, but in ALL of these adventures, the evil overlord is ALWAYS, without exception brought down by such a small oversight.
Somewhere in the future, as the plot thickens and you prepare to tighten your clammy grap on the known universe, some unsuspecting minion will BOIL something instead of Toiling away, because that's what they thought you said all that ttime back. And their BOILING will cause a rupture in the space time continiuum, causing the outer hull to implode at the points where the dilithiumic structure needs to be kept cool. Your troops will divert to repair the damage, allowing the hero to escape (out through the ventilation shaft, rallying the diheartened rebels who, to put it simply, top you. End of story.
So, I pray thee, watch you QUOTATIONS!!!!
Now you've spoiled it all rev head!!! He was supposed to be blissfully unaware of this fact until the precise moment of his downfall! Now what will the hero do to bring him down? It'll have to be through some other misquote.
I'm sick of all this ponitless chit chat. When do we get to blow something up master?
I mean pointless chit ch.......oh who cares.
I always thought it was Bubble bubble toilet trouble
But looking at it now i'm thinking... maybe not
HAHAHA! Your version is more fun anyway!
SHHH!! Tink... Yiou see... maybe Dboy got the poem right, and now his reacting to it will change things.
I agrre, too much pointless CHIT CHAT, Peabody... WE need to Do ssomething... Forget CHIT CHAT, lets go maim a KIT KAT
* manic laughter*
BOOOO HISSSS EVIL BOYS!!!!!
THIS IS A GRRRRLPOWER BREAK IN!!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Does excited wild dance, knocking over silly evil overlord posts.... runs out*
ANOTHER GIRL INVASION OF SILLY BOY SITE!!!
Empathy, caring sharing ..... VOTE DBoy's WIFE FOR REDEEMING EMPRESS!!!!
* RUNS ROUND HUGGING, KISSING AND HEALING*
PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK.... runs out to grrrlpwr
Ah master, where did these stripers come from? I didn't order them, did you?
We are NOT "Stripers" - learn to SPELL moron.
We are responding to the discussion on Ludicrousity's site about women and Blogsite's like this one, full of inane, boring GEEKY babble.
* Throws purple paint over whole site and runs out*
Ha ha, I fear bruce has betrayed you master and is in fact ...... a female of the chick variety who has summoned the rebellion to invade your lair, master.
I also fear that the Empress may be plotting a coup...
Ths is a cool site, boys? It's like Batman and stuff. The painted red doll thing looks reaaly neat. My older bruthers a warhamer nut, like he plays for hours at the mall? One of the coolest armies is Sisters of Vengence, I think.
Can we play too? I think your ok Dboy, whatever the grls thynk. Can I be the evel Lord's sexy spy?
Hehehe...
Looks like the evil invasion of my very own site that I planned diabolically last week has arrived.
Good good. Everything is going to schedule...
NOW BLOW THEM UP!!!! AND THE KIT KAT TOO!!!
AAARRGGGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well done, Bruce. For this, I will give you pole kicking priveliges. I mean privileges. I mean priviligis. I hate that word. BLOW IT UP! AAARRRGGGHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!!
And the poem is right and wrong at the same time. This is how I can know and perceive all things: bottles.
um, master?
You're sounding about as coherent as Hitler in the Bunker plotting re-invasion of Russia as the soviet tanks rumbled overhead, and Himmler guzzling down his special banana and cyanide milkshake, whilst Eva Braun ran around in tight circles shouting 'i'm a teapot I'm a teapot'
HELLO!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
I'm outa here, bye
BANANA HAMMOCK!
Kylie doesn't really sound like a nice person master, can we blow her up first?
Master. This cover job that you got me is starting to become very annoying. My 'boss' is a 50yr old baby. Can you relocate me somewhere more fun, like a garbage dump.
I've learn't a new skill as well master. After watching so much naruto i'm finally able to do the 'sexy no jutsu', but are only able to do it when noone else is around, so i guess it still needs a bit of work.
Welcome to our......err......Mghty Evil Lords evil organization wandawanda. We are need of a sexy spy as bruce is now the security guard and i don't think the 'strippers' have the intelligence to be a great spy like yourself.
Outta here? What does that mean? You can't leave unless I sack you or feed you to the lazer-beam toting sharks!
Yes, Bruce, you my Banana Hammock.
Yes, Peebody, you may blow up Kylie whenever you like, just make sure that you use the thumb clamps. I have a hankering for thumb clamps.
And no, you may not move from your current deployment. As we discussed about fifty other times, your mission in that place is to subtly annoy the crap out of your 50 year old boss, so if he's getting annoyed then you are succeeding in your mission. That, and the mission that you have to draw up the building plans for the goldfish farm with not enough support in the main framework, AND THUS THE GOLDFISH WILL PERISH!!!
Hehehe... Sexy No Jutsu!!! The blonde one, or a different one? With the clouds and stuff?
Welcome, wandawanda! Yes, you may be a spy, but in order to be sexy you must be able to do the Sexy No Jutsu better than Peebody.
*Gives Peebody thump clamps and dynamite*
"Thump" clamps? Even better!
Yey!! Wandawanda is Masters new Spy. I'm going to be totally dropded gorgus and blond.
What is:... Sexy No Jutsu..." mean???
Who is bruce? Is he a slve or somthink??
Cann I use my hotpink lippy as a walky talky??
Give me a mission o master.
You are all SICK!!
Anyone called PEE-Body and grovels around calling you 'master' sounds too gross. Better teach him how to throw and LET GO the dynammite
LOL!!!
Huh? Throw and let go the dynammite. Is that the best your've got stripper kylie? Master i think these stipper girls will be easy to conquer if kylie is their best agent.
The gold fish, damn sorry master i forgot about them. I will put up with old baby man then.
I am Bruce Almighty!!! The security guard with no coordination!
We must have a uniform! And......and a symbol to put on the uniform. How bout the symbol that the skaven of the underworld use? Since they don't exist i'm sure they really wont mind.
Skaven symbol is cool, but your Yondike cult/evil empire is still missing some things. You have the grovelling guy (peebody... is he hunchback? He should be), you have the secretary, you have the 'loyal sceptic'
but you don't have a seriously overworked but insane scientist who believes that making a weapon primarily designed to kill thousands of people at once is somehow benifiting society
you don't have some form of base protection that relies on a monster or really overly large something that lives in the moat or nearby asteroid field (think shelob or dragons)
you don't have the dark mysterious assasin/war general who wears really dark stuff (maybe a skull mask) and doesn't talk very much
and you don't have an enemy
well... the 'stripers'
I want to do more than be a bumbling security gurad who has managed to get the name Bruce. WHo's fault is that? I want more out of life! OH WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?!!
Hunchback! Yes i will be a......ah i mean, yes i'm a hunchback!
What about you being Mighty Evil Lords insane scientist king kohl? I do believe the spot is now up for grabs since you just created it.
jah... jah... i can see that. I shall ask Dboy if he's not too busy boiling
Only one modification to my role to make it more stereo typical
Perhaps ze role vut make more sense if spoke vis a German accent
Beautiful, Herr Doktor Kohl. Can I be the naive American post-graduate young male laboratory assistant - blond mannicured hair, perfect white teeth, blue eyes, dark rimmed glasses called Helmut who is hoping to impress with his Harvard Doctrate, but who is too thick to see the shameless evil and exploitation going on aaround him? Please??
Vas ist your real naam, herr doktor? I hope you are an ex Nazi researcher, now residing in Brazil?
im stil waiting for my assinment master. What is a striper??
can i asasinate peebody, juz to put the feer of Dboy into everone els?
im geting bblack pointy stiletos with cyanyde heels, master, just as you wanted.
Am I gender confused or a transexual or have I had the op? Or what? How am I Bruce? Or am I a hot chick called Bruce for some strange reason?
Why would you want to assassinate me! I'v done nothing wrong......yet. I welcomed you with open arms and this is how you repay me! I have been betrayed! I will fight back! I WILL!
And striper is ment to be stripper, but i'm ment to be slightly stupid so its all ok!
Does it really matter what sex you are bruce? You are the security guard after all, so you wont be getting any anytime soon. (Hmmmm did i just say that out loud. I hope bruce doesn't know how to use his...... err..... her...... ah.....its gun.)
Is bruce a gurl??
Why is she called bruce? Is she a Ninja??
helo Dboy!!!!! I'm stil waiting??
Can I kill Peebbody because he wants to blow up kylie and calls uss girrls stripers??
Where are you master???
'master' is probably away getting therapy for the wierdos he hanga out with on this site. I believe I saw him at the Psych Hospital in the ward for delusional overlords!
I knew you were STUPID PEEBODY!!!
I am not a striper but an anarchic, maoist feminist, OK.
*clenched fist salute ... marches off site*
Why is everybody picking on me!? I'm not calling you a stripper wandawanda, only the girls that came onto the site, not to participate in the conversation, but to disrupt it. I'm guessing they're quite young as they sound a bit immature. But like i said before, I WILL FIGHT BACK!
I have a gun?!! Oh yeah! Everyone behold my awesome gun... um... yeah. That's right! You shall fear me and my non specific gender!
zee-revkopf, I shall allow you to be my young nichtgraduierter if you particularily like. I never have problems vis someone who has der blond hair and blue eyes
but I thought zat vis your skepticism and a-danny-iest view of life, zat you should be zee untrustworthy war general, who is powerful but maybe gettink ideas who dboy attempts to do away with.
Now I shall sing... ahem
"Dark corners suround me zehr every where i go, zay follow me and never are never goink away...
Woah! Looks like I need to recap in another post. On the way.
Nice to see someone's singing our theme song too!
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