Asserting My Position!
Since Dboy has neglected his followers, I just thought I'd take this opportunity to assert my position at head honcho of this evil empire! You will all follow me!
posted by Ludicrousity @ Saturday, August 06, 2005
31 Insightful Contributions
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31 Comments:
...no?
Thank you! Someone is seeing sense. You will be rewarded peebody.
King kohl, I'll expect your loyalty soon.
Now now, legie...
You don't know Maser Dboy like we do.
He has done this across the galaxy: invades a few planets, brings death and fear and dominion to many millions, sets up an evil Reich that will last a thousand years ...
and then ...
He gets bored, and remembers that he has Teaching plans to prepare for his 12 year old knitting and macrame students! So, he disappears, takes off his black fearsome cape and horned crown , slips into a light blue caftan and sits cross legged on his bean bag sipping chai and with crayon in hand, draws up stuff to keep school kids happy.
Meanwhile, dotted across the universe that is this blog, are quagillions of empires berfit of their Sith Lord.
What are we minions to do but scurry round like ants in a nest when the queen bee has become anteater fodder?
eep
if only you new, *sniff* he'll be back, and... and you'll be sorry!
Yeah, we'll get her back for that
I'm not tinker bell by the way. She's someone else from NY.
I am already in charge. Where is our former master? GONE! GOOOOOOOOONE!!!! I am the new, the old has passed away. Quite livin' in the past people! I am your future!
subdused?? Chippie??
What the....
Hi everyone, Just to let you know, that in bitterness and repentance I've turned my back on the former life i lived.
I've burnt the little red dress; i've got rid of all of peebody's things... boy was i ever blinded by desparate infatuation. the twins have been put up for adoption through Ebay.
i've turned my back on evil empires, excitment and spying.. all that glamorous stuff.
i've become a nun - Sister Wanda. I'm going to enrol at Kinksley bilbe college before heading out to AFRICA to look after black babies in an orphanage.
I now look with sorrow and forgiveness at all your evil ways
... and i no longer live the fast life at McDonalds. Only mung beans, bean curds and high fibre natural organic products for me. Amen
Um, I think something major that everyone has forgotten is that it only takes a few clicks of my mouse, and tink's contribution priveliges are taken away.
What do you have to say now, Miegin?
And yes, revhead, you are precise in your calculations of my meanderings. Whilst I have agalaxy full of sith underlings to control/terrorise/whip, I also have caring and sharing responsibilities at school. It is hard work holding two full times jobs, but my wife and sidekicks need to be fed and watered.
Paul, I'm very disappointed. Flirting with the enemy is punishable by clam spanking.
Ok, Number One, it's KINGSLEY college.
Number Two, if you take away my privaledges here Dboy I will leave your pathetic excuse for a cult and start my own, more sucessful cult and take half your minions with me. And you're too scared of that happening. You can't face the future without me! Admit it!
Number Three, does this mean you'll be leaving us sister wanda?
Hmmm...? Do I care? That is the question...
We know the terror oyu hide beneath that quirky exterior dboy, and that driving Bruce away will only bring more disharmony and restlessness among your people, who will be squirming in their seats, ready to do the bidding of their dark lord, only to find they have been forgotten.
Who will they turn to then?
Sister Wanda, here.
No I will not be leaving you, my dear pagan children. I have finished basic training here at boot camp, where we learn the core disciplines: How to pray with our bare hands; door-to-door combat against armed Mormons; blending into a crowd wearing a Habit; defusing a loaded bible - all the usual stuff that you get drilled into you before being posted to an elite unit.
My Order: "Our Lady of Legumes and Fibre" have sent me to an evil, depraved outer region of the pagan world where darkness reigns supreme.... Yes I'm going to Tasmania. I just hope there are some little black babies to care for.
Tink and DBoy - I urge you to turn from badness to niceness. Go on! Hug and make up. You can each have a nice empire... and you can take it in turns to choose - not minions - but 'special friends'.
And instead of nasty chicken wings - why not try CHAI, with just a drop of lavender essence to calm your troubled souls, hmmm.
Yours, Sister Wanda
XX
I think you underestimate the loyalty of my followers, Biz.
And wanda, I have a problem with your suggestion, and I shal elaborate. You see, Bruce already has a blog all to herself, and, I might add, is refusing to allow others to be contributors. Therefore I see it as selfish and inconsiderate that she should muscle in on my measely slice of the blogging onion (onion?), when she has a beautiful site of her own. Not only that, but her act of rebellion is a dark and evil betrayal, as I warmly and generously invited her to be a contributor to this blog, giving her privileges which she has turned against me.
Should we really reinforce this greedy and selfish behaviour?
Listen, I would have been quite happy to sit back and let you run this place dby, but you have not taken your responsibilities seriosuly enough, and I felt that it was the only right thing to do. LOVE LIVE TINK!
All the best wanda. Put in a good word for us with the big guy.
A Hymn
By Sister Wanda:
Dedicated to her Special warring pals - You know who you are:
*Beams radiantly*
*Sings*
Still feeling real stressed?
And a little distressed?
Is the naughty inside you still winning?
Is evil your bent?
Give it up now for Lent,
And soon like a saint you'll be grinning.
*Smiles beatifically, with folded hands*
That was beautiful Wanda, but it has no bearing on me. There is nothing wrong with the way I see the world. It is the way the world is. The sooner everyone realises that the better.
hey im sorry little guy but come on you are kinda crazy
EVERYONE MUST BE ON MY SIDE!
I am the almighty ruler of this evil empire. I will treat you any way I see fit to reach our goal of world domination. There are certain sacrifices we all have to make. Can't you see this communistic society will be the enbodiment of everything people have been trying to accomplish for millenia? It just takes a different form to what people expect, or feel comfortable with. But it is the answer. SUBMIT!!!!
Hey, you didn't say anything about sacrifices before...
We all have to be prepared to sacrifice for our cause. How can we acheive anything without sacrifice?
SHAYPM?
ok this is crazy........i like it!
My purple monkeys are great thanks. Gee you like to ask that question hey?
Thats Good Ludicrousity Mine are Blue :(
Yeah i do. I like confuesing peoples 2
if you are confused visit my blog and it will explain(i hope!)
Mine are purple!! hey! wait aminute! They just turned pink... so confused...
I'll join Tink's cult! I like cults... maybe I'll start one too... *walks off, deep in thought*...*still deep in thought*...*not paying any attention to where she is walking*...*walks into pole*...
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I lost control of my cult...
You wish.
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