What is on offer!
I can offer you a regime that while strict will allow the flexibility of seeing other express their talents and passions. I know that you all have quite a lot to offer this evil organisation.
Wandawanda, I love your peroxide blonde curls! You are a valuable asset to us.
Peebody, I am offering you the position of sole bell ringer. I trust you with all my bell ringing needs.
Revhead, you may eat all the cheeseburgers you wish, as long as you remain loyal to our hatred of the philosophy behind mcdonalds. I also am asking if you will become my chief advisor on all things mutinous.
Bizzle, you may be my right hand chicky. I need a woman's touch when deciding how to best influence my adversaries so I don't come across purely 'evil'. I need to disguise my true motives when dealing with adversaries.
Herr Doktor Kohl. You were a fence sitter, then turned against me. I am furious. You will soon suffer my wrath!
Dboy. There will always be a place for you here, but I demand that you bow to my authority. Together we will acheive global domination.
And... It was me who fixed this blog! I am taking all the credit! I'm sure you all realised it's been down for a day or two. Well I figured out how to fix it! Even more reason why you should all bow to me!!!!!
posted by Ludicrousity @ Sunday, July 31, 2005
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Great. Looks like I can go back to moping.
I just got my blog back and it's been invaded. I'm sad.
What did I ever do to be overthrown, I ask you? Was I not a good and diplomatic leader? Did I not have everyone's best interests at heart? Was I not a really bad evil leader because I was just no good at being evil? I couldn't feed even one of my minions to the sharks!
And what happens? The very same minion I spare from the sharks (on account of me making the sharks not attack anything that makes noise) turns around and stabs me in the back!
E TU BRUTE?
Did someone summon me?
Awwww, poor evil Dboy! You're breaking my heart....
Can I join you, as the remnant, who rebel against the rebels?
Your new found vulnerability shows a truly fenimine side that is totally adorable...
Can I be your new security guard and personal secretary. I too have peroxide blone hair and I DONT Yodel
Why thankyou!!
*giggles an tosses peroxide curls over shoulder fetchingly*
I feel my loyalty is now to the dreamy and wonderful Peebody...
You wouldn't understand about that sort of thing Bruce would you...?
I'm just off to ase mcdonalds for frappes before buying myself a new maternity mini.
Actually peebody has gone very philosphikal on his blog. Boring for a gal like me. May have to leave him for someone more shallow.
just noticed you are back on line mistress. congratulations on acquiring this new blog in this cyberversion of risk...
About your anti-mcdonalds philosophy - what about you and KFC???? Pictorial evidence of your ladyship gutsing out on chickenwings on your other blog? hmmmm?
I'm all for eating at these establishments. ie KFC, but it solely so we can discover their weaknessess and take them down. You're not seeing the big picture revhead. Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the greater good.
Dboy, while you were a 'good' leader, that is not what evil establishments are all about. I felt I was being exploited and not being allowed to explore my potential as an evil minion. So I decided to take action! I may resign my new found power, and leave this organisation to you if you prove your dedication to the task and your willingness to be ruthless and command an army that will be active in our cause! Watch and learn!
CHICKEN!!! TAKE THE MECHANICAL SHARK, TAKE OUT IT'S CHIP THAT STOPS IT ATTACKING WHEN NOISE IS PRESENT, AND PLACE IT IN A CABINET MEETING.
Now sit back and watch the plan be executed by one of my loyal minions.
Thankyou, grrrlpower. You are a true hero.
Let us begin the guerilla warfare that will eventually drive out the occupying force (ala "The Moon Is Down", John Steinbeck). Sabotage and silent murders!
*Puts a pin under Bruce's seat*
"bruce is winning"?
Ahhh, such is the way with invading forces. They march in, triumphantly parading themselves through the streets, and settle in...
But then the people's fear becomes overtaken by an underlying, driving bitterness. The people become slowly and quietly angry... and then hope springs back into their eyes. Victory is not beyond our reach... The people become resolute.
An occupying soldier is found dead underneath one man's house, and he is executed; cyanide is found on the lips of a seargant after his meal, and the cook is shot. As the townspeople see more of their fellows die at the hands of the invaders, they become more resolute, and more devious, and more... DEADLY.
Beware... Bruce...
Master Peebody, if you want to become part of the resistance to the resistance, then say so, and I will send you an email of the coordinates for our meeting of P.A.I.R. (People Against the Resistance).
That goes for all of you, too...
*Goes off to prepare the secret meeting place*
What a time to return to the blog, everything is all upheaved. hmmm, it'd be fun to be part of an invading army of doom... but then again i do like dboy's policies regarding pins on seats... though sharks in cabinet meetings do intrigue me but so does guerilla warfare (not to mention gorilla warfare).
me thinks i should sleep on this oh-so-important decision.
i'm also into cheap puns, did you notice?
Well done, but in this role I am no longer an Evil Overlord. Now I am a devious ninja guerilla-warfare mastermind. Of the much more scary and less comical variety.
I'm losing track with everything on this multiple personality disorder site.
We alaskans are simple folk. KEEP IT SIMPLE!!
Is Chickenhead Peebody or....?
Is Wanda wanda really grrrlpwr
Is doctor khol really the revhead??
I've gotta headache
bye!!
And oh yiss, maister. Which one of you is really crazy chipmunk??
Have a nice day.
What the Hey?!?
How come Dboy has a chance at leniency even though he's the totally evil leader,
and just because I didn't change I get deathsentence
and now dboy doesn't give me any orders or thanks me for being the only one (1) who stays with him
and now I'm being confused with that traiter revhead
i've been stabbed so many times in the back I don't even know where my front is anymore...
oh yeah, it's the side without any knives or stab marks
but anyway, I'm henceforth no longer Herr doktor kohl, but simply good old impartial king kohl, at least I get some form of heirachy, even if it is fictional monarchy
Horace, all of the characters you see are all seperate people. Hard to believe, but true. Chickenhead and masterpeebody I have known for an age (since Year 9), therevhead is the pastor of my church, herr doktor (King Kohl) is (so I've been told) the son of the pastor, Bruce is another friend from the said place, bazooka joe is my bro-in-law, chippy is some American guy who happened upon our site ages ago, and I have no idea who grrrlpower, wandawanda, carebear or Brutus is (although I'm quite sure that he is someone else signing in under that name).
*breathes*
King Kohl! I've never stabbed you in the back! In fact, I was just waiting for you to ask me for the coordinates of our secret 'resist the resistance' meeting place, so you could join with us and conspire against the more-evil-than-Dboy Bruce! Just send an email to dannysymons@hotmail.com and I'll send you the coordinates. Hehehe...
Ooooo! Hidden Village name! What a good idea!
We can be the Hidden Village of L33tness! Roxor! I'll go change the name now.
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Well it has come to my attention that Bruce has seemingly been laying low since....yesterday. But still in her absence many words have been said. The question remains...has he/she got the persistence and consistency to lead such a movement? Certainly the passion.
Given that I'm still a classified ring-in though, my loyalty remains.
And I appreciate my master's trust in my innocent-facade-concocting abilities.
One halo, coming up.
I am impressed with your loyalty Biz!
I am impressed by... by... nothing... less than... ME!
ARGHAHAHAHA!
You can't even string a sentence together, how do you expect to competantly run an evil organisation?
Pfft, who needs sentences sometimes when you don't have to anyway!
My point exactly...
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