Saturday, July 30, 2005

MUTANY!!!!!

That's it!!! I'm taking over!!! Bruce has sat back long enough in her position of laughing stock disguised as security guard! I am taking you down oh dboy! I have stood in your shadow long enough! It is time for me to revel my true colous!!! I have sucessfully infiltrated your evil organisation and I am taking over from the inside out! WHO IS WITH ME? I will take over this world! Unlike the former leader dboy, I will actually do something about our goal of world domination. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
BEHOLD THE POWER OF BRUCE ALMIGHTY!

13 Comments:

At 2:21 pm, July 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh... someone else have the first post

I'd rather comment once I know how everyone reacts

 
At 2:23 pm, July 30, 2005, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

FENCE SITTER!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE FENCE SITTERS IN MY NEW REGIME!!!

 
At 2:27 pm, July 30, 2005, Blogger Bizzle said...

I'M WITH YOU! Ok, I'm new and haven't been led as such so as to perform an actual mutiny, but I will charge into this mighty battle as tho it were my own!!

 
At 2:36 pm, July 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too! how did you infiltrate the Bridge, Mistress? How did you fiendishly change the settings and post something?

I'm throwing off my thick darkrimmed reading glasses and white lab coat and jolly well MARCHING out of Herr Doktor's laboratory. NO MORE BLOWING UP MCDONALDS!! Who's for a cheeseburger!?

 
At 2:41 pm, July 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my darling peebody have our own site now. We're decorating it in pink and baby blue for the little spies due shortly.

I spurn you Dboy, like I spurn a rabid duck.

You NEVER EVER EVER gave me a real mission.

And did you ever compliment me on ny peroxide blonde curls when I flirted seductively with you?? NO I DON'T THINK SO!!!

And my poor Peebody. He's so much more than a hunchback. He could be a serf too, if he chose, or a bellringer in the turret of a huge cathederal, with his own cane and bad teeth.

But Oh no, not with Mr D-boy SCHOOOOOOL TEEEEEACHER!!!!

 
At 3:43 pm, July 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?!? No fence sitting?! Typing in all caps?!?!

I'll stay with Dboy thankyou very much, at least we get health cover

 
At 4:23 pm, July 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dark corners surounnd me there every where i go the follow me and never go away i dont know why but dark corners suround me the follow me oh hollow me i dont know what to do but they come back to follow me"

Sing with me now, loyal followers!

 
At 5:08 pm, July 30, 2005, Blogger Dboy said...

At least I have one loyal follower *weeps*

"Dark corners surounnd me there every where i go the follow me and never go away i dont know why but dark corners suround me the follow me oh hollow me i dont know what to do but they come back to follow me"

That's what you get when you trust someone enough to let them be members of your blog... Hmmm... but I still have the power to expel her.... hehehehe...

 
At 12:04 am, August 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a shame mistress can't spell mutiny...

 
At 8:19 am, August 01, 2005, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

Hmmm, spelling is a less important attribute for an evil ruler...

 
At 9:53 am, August 01, 2005, Blogger Dboy said...

Actually, I believe it is a very important attribute for an evil ruler.

Imagine this:

"Attack the bays [base], my pretties!"

Pandemonium!

 
At 5:42 pm, August 01, 2005, Blogger Ludicrousity said...

It was still decipherable though!

 
At 12:07 pm, August 02, 2005, Blogger Dboy said...

Um, not to stupid evil minions, remember. Stereotypically, everything underneath the Evil Overlord has some kind of brain damage or ridulously low IQ, so if you get it wrong, your minions will be all over the beach, attacking rock formations and anenomes.

 

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