Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!!!! So much resistance to the resistance!!!! WHat's going on?! All I wanted to do was provide a regime that whilst still being evil, provided a valued place for all of my precious minions. I may have to retreat and take my place within the organisation rather than imposing myself on it. Ah Communism, you have failed me yet again...
posted by Ludicrousity @ Monday, August 01, 2005
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It may be too late for you, Bruce. The damage may have been done...
I will confer with my colleagues...
I wonder if I can hold our new visitor? Oh Dboy, was I so bad? Do I need to be overthrown?
Top three comments is the battle of the titans!
I'm leaving this 'comment isle' before it gets rough!
*bursts into tears*
Now I'm sad... I feel so rejected...
No No, Bruce... what is this!??
Tears??
Remorse??
Conscience??
Wanting to provide a 'safe' place
You VALUE??? your minions
What has come over you, grrrl???
Next you'll be wanting to workshop creatively with butchers paper and textas whilst we all sit crosslegged in a circle???
You'll want to hug captives and empathise with serfs!?
You'll want ( contains snigger) DEMOCRACY!!!!
You'll be saying things like: " A girl minions place is in the hovel"
COME ON!! YOU ARE A RUTHLESS, HEARTLESS CONSCIENCE-FREE DICTATOR CRUSHING REBELLION, TORTURING, TERRIFYING - LIKE GALADRIEL WITH THE RING OF POWER, SHORTSHEETING BEDS, blahblah blah...
Now, tell Dboy to submit or you'll.... write a new song with david HASSELLHOFF IN IT!
AND
You'll make him eat a whole Maccas applepie (impossible to do)
Come on Queen!
Hear! Hear! You go grrrl!
No such luck, Bruce...
Your world is caving in around you...
*evil snicker*
Way to blow my cover revhead! I was trying to lull everyone into a false sense of security, but I see that is not going the way I had hoped. I do not have a conscien... I CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD!
YOU WILL ALL BOW TO ME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! DBOY IS AN INCOMEPTANT SISSY WHO ISN'T FIT TO BE THE HEAD OF ANY ORGANISATION LET ALONE AN EVIL ONE SET ON DOMINATING THE GLOBE. FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL ACHIEVE OUR GOAL. YOU MAY HAVE TO SACRIFICE ALONG THE WAY, BUT WE SERVE OUR GREATER PURPOSE. FOLLOW IN BEHIND ME OR FEAR MY WRATH!!!!!
Bravely:
Never!
Though I do kindof like those new McDonalds burgery-subby things
But never!
THEN YOU WILL EXPERIENCE MY WRATH!!!!!
*gulp*
Um, ah, Mistress, just a small oint, but when you call evil Dboy INCOMPETENT - it MIGHT be ggood NOT to use thw word: "INCOMEPTANT"
It makes you look, you know, um...
Also, as I've said before, it is little thins like this that undo the the great dictator.
What happens is that your mortal enemy, instead of weeping at the insult, rolls around laughing at being called - INCOMEPTANT.
Wavering minions start sniggering and pointing and making poor jokes like: " What sort of an ANT? ... an INCOMEP - ANT ha ha ha!!
Word sweeps the empire and before you know it, your nemesis has you frying with his wicked wings out the back of KFC.
I meant 'point' not 'oint... etc
* gulps, flushes red, exits right*
Hehehe... Bruce has an ant fetish! Let's all laugh at Bruce!
*points*
ARGHAHAHAHAHA!
That's part of my plan once again revhead! Thanks for ruining it.
While they are laughing uncontrollably they are more vulnerable to attack. My loyal minions would never dare laugh at me, thus separating the loyalists from the frauds.
Your weakness is almost complete my dear peebody. Your end is nigh...
Dear lord, has the world fallen down around me whilst I slept? What has happened to peace, love and...oh whatever. Just don't hurt each other, children.
What a weird site. Do you people write movies or plays or somefing?
No, we just blog coz we obviously have lives...
Ah dboy, when will you see the error of your ways... so far making funny faces at me is having no effect on my regeime. Perhaps you should review your tactics, and not just give them funny names.
Funny faces?
I'LL GIVE YOU A FUNNY FACE!!!
FUNNY FACE NO JUTSU!
*pulls a horrifying face*
*undoes its frying pan*
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