McDonaldses Are Our Key!!!

I have come up with the most incredible of plans to infiltrate and overcome Western civilisation! We attack through the source of every person's sustainence: MCDONALDSES!!!

This is the plan:

Tactically speaking, what about wandawanda and Peebody assasinate Ronald and Grimace

ludicrosity can stay and taste that new flavour of yoghourt, 'passionfruit and bruiscuits' (it tastes like carpet)

therevkopf could stay here at the base and stop our arch-enemies simply walking in here and trying to persuade our secretary/security with gun to leave

legendarychipmunk can stay here as well and attempt to make as many more versus for our anthem as possible, we might have great need of them later

I will try and convince Jack the Hungary and King of Burgers to sign a pact.

Herr Doktor can work on a drug to infect people with Ephebiphobia so no-one will be able to step inside a McDonalds again.

Problem is, I don't know what Ephebiphobia is. I'm sure it will be ok considering I'm not the one who's going to need to know what it is.

I mean, I know everything and it's all part of my diabolical plan!!!

EVERYTHING!!!

NOTE: My third new thread in one day, in addition to numerous long posts.